I know. I can hear
what you’re thinking. “It’s about damn
time.”
We’re sorry we were away for so long. We didn’t write during
the summer because, well, we didn’t think you’d want to hear about how a
simulated NBA2K13 season turned out if we each controlled 10 teams. And also we didn’t want to do that much work.
But why did it take this long for us to come back? That’s up there with the great mysteries of
the universe, right next to: why do athletic shorts' pockets always come out of the
wash inside out, why did they only make three Lord
of the Rings movies for those three books (but turned the novel The Hobbit into 3 movies), and what does
the fox say?
Actually the reason is simple – we wanted to ensure two
things (yes...it only took 3 paragraphs before I made my first list of the
season): (1) We were committed to continuing to produce worthwhile content, and
(2) we had the writers and support to do so.
The truth is, we loved doing this last season, but three people
producing 6 items a week was just too much.
Enter: our new cast of writers. You know Paul, Brian, and me – if you’re new
to blog (hooray!) we started this around Christmas last year and largely
covered the NBA all the way through the finals in June when the San Antonio
Spurs mysteriously lost to some other team.
I can’t remember who it was.
If you’re not new, allow me to introduce Will Roberts, Joel
McMurry, Sean Cunningham, and Dane Callstrom.
One sentence each, here goes:
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Will lives in Charlotte, hails from the Bay
area, and likes throwing one hand passes out of bounds.
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Joel lives in Chicago, generally enjoys watching
athletic competitions on the television, and is apparently moving to Hawaii,
giving us a correspondent able to cover the nighttime broadcasting on ESPN8 –
The Ocho.
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Sean lives, breathes, and occasionally burps
basketball, is living in North Carolina, and plays basketball like a mix of
healthy Danilo Gallinari and 45 year old Antoine Walker.
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Dane lives in Kansas City, shaved his head after
losing a bet, only to have his hair not really grow back, and joins our staff
as a senior college basketball correspondent.
As per usual, I am now 400 words into a piece and haven’t
really said anything of substance. So
here’s what I’ll say:
John Wall.
I’ll grant you that his assertions (“I’m the best point
guard in the league.”) may be a little crazy, at least in an era with a healthy
Chris Paul, Tony Parker, and Russell Westbrook (although Russell Westbrook
prefers to play the “I’m a freak athlete” position instead of point
guard). But I legitimately think the
list of point guards ahead of Wall stops there.
Wait, I forgot Steph Curry, and this blog loves him. But Wall is top 5.
According to John Hollinger’s stats (on Tuesday, December 3,
2013), John Wall is 24th in the league in PER. He’s 13th in Value Added.
Wall’s overall field goal percentage is just slightly lower
than his career averages, but that should improve has he settles for fewer long
2-point jump shots. Otherwise, compared
to career averages, he’s shooting 8% better from beyond the arc, averaging 1
more assist per game (9.2 this season), averaging more steals and fewer
turnovers, and shooting 6% better from the stripe. His supporting cast is decent, but there’s no
clear second option while Bradley
Beal remains hurt. And Wall knows this –
why else would he grab a board and race down the floor in 2.72 seconds to go
one on two (and still manage to score)?
A healthy Wall, with an eventually healthy Beal, will walk
the Wizards into the playoffs. But I’m
going to be bolder – if those two are health for 50 games, the Wizards will
grab a top 4 seed. Before you go claw
your eyes out, please note two things: First, Beal and Wall are likely both all
stars this year if both remain healthy.
More importantly, as of this writing, at 9-9 the Wizards are sitting
pretty at .500 on the season and are in third place in the Eastern
Conference. This won’t hold
up, but with a healthy roster the Wizards could lay legitimate claim to the
third spot in the East. (Really, teams
are battling for the 3 through 6 spots to avoid Indiana and Miami in round 1.)
Come find me in March.
I’ll either be proud and attending as many Wizards games as possible, or
hiding inside, pretending the nation’s capitol doesn’t house an NBA team.
Welcome back!